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Scary movies for kids!

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Yūrei: pray you never encounter one!

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Weather horror!

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Hillbilly vs outback horror!

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Sci-fi or DIE!

Sci-fi is nothing short of glorious entertainment. Science fiction takes you to the outer realms of space, to strange planets inhabited by alien creatures whose workings are unbeknownst to us.  It also takes you deep into the human fear of technology, of hybridization, alien lifeforms, artificial intelligence, time travel, cyborgs and into our very future itself. One starry night, as there were no skies covering the Scandinavian peninsula, the rookies of  The Horror Rookie Academy  looked up towards the skies. They let their gaze wander between stars, the moon and the infinite expanse of our universe. They let their minds drift, their fantasy wander. They stared into the the very void itself. Awe-stricken by it all, their minds simply set ablaze by cosmic complexity, they decided it was time to put their heads together. The goal? To curate an extensive list of tips on top notch science fiction movies and series. Below, you find no less than 96 movie tips on sci-fi movies ...

Film tips for seasoned horror veterans!

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Masks in horror!

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Body horror!

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Feinschmecker giallo films!

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Dental Horror!

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