Uplifting horror with merry violence!

Things rarely go well for people in the movies we like.

Things mostly go straight to the black bowels of Hell.

(If you know, you know...)

So what do you do when you're really into horror movies on the more cheerful side of the spectrum? A little bit of merry violence?

You head over to the Horror Rookie Academy and ask the rookies for movie tips!

Below you'll find tips that came in response to the following questions:

Hey! Does anyone have any tips for uplifting horror? I'd love to have a good dose of happy violence also.

Tittel	År	IMDb
Evil Dead 2	1987	7,7
Army of Darkness	1992	7,4
Bubba Ho Tep	2002	6,9
Brain Damage	1988	6,5
Evil Ed	1995	5,5
Return of the living Dead	1985	7,3
Tucker and Dale vs Evil	2010	7,5
The Cottage	2008	6,1
Sightseers	2012	6,5
Severance	2006	6,4
Bad Boy bubby	1993	7,3
Rubber	2010	5,7
Space Station 76	2014	4,9
Motivational Growth	2013	5,7
Teeth	2007	5,4
The Crazies	2010	6,5
Slither	2006	6,5
Deadstream	2022	6,4
Scouts guide to the Zombie apocalypse	2015	6,3
The happiness of the Katakuris	2001	6,9

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