Blood and shock factor with... depth?

A horror nerd from the shores of Lake Mjøsen who felt burdened by a stupid body, a stupid life and a stupid cat asked the following slightly dramatic questions at the Horror Nerd School the other day:

I want blood.

Shock factor.

Human suffering.

Mutilation.

With depth...

I feel sorry for myself tonight with a body that is stupid and a life that is stupid and a cat that is stupid.

You catch my drift 🤣

(photo: the AI-generated demon/cryptid Loab, which evolved from a command to create an image of the opposite of Marlon Brando. 4realz.)

Say no more: The rookies got her back, and the following tips emerged from the twisted (but also kind and cool) minds of the rookies.

Tittel	År	IMDb
Grotesque aka Guroteskuo	2009	4,7
Pet Sematery: bloodlines	2023	4,7
Tetsuo	1989	6,9
Eraserhead	1977	7,3
I saw the devil	2010	7,8
Martyrs	2008	7,0
Men behind the sun	1988	6,1
Hellraiser	1987	6,9
Inside	2007	6,7
Haute tension	2003	6,7
La Mesita del comedor	2023	7,4
When evil lurks	2023	7,0
A Serbian film	2010	5,0

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