Onkel Creepys anusskala for negativtrolling av film

"Meh og (***) tre små anuser.

Go away Rob!!

...go away!"

(Onkel Creepy)

Hm? At det var?

Anus-skalaen har manifestert seg som gjeldende på Skrekkruttskolen.

Hva er greia, lurer kanskje noen? Hva snakker vi om?

Onkel Creepy gir her en enkel innføring med utgangspunkt i filmen Lords of Salem.

"Jeg tar alltid utgangspunkt i ene enden av skalaen når jeg setter på en film.... om jeg har gode forhåpninger så begynner jeg med Meh+ og (**********) ti små anuser og trekker bort et anus for hver gang jeg ruller øya eller sukker tungt.

Når de ti har gått ned så får vi Meh....og ti små anuser....når de har blitt redusert ned til en så begynner vi på Meh- og ti små anuser.

Om jeg går inn for å mislike filmen fra utgangspunktet av så begynner jeg med Meh- og ( * ) en anus og legger til litt ettersom de har noe + å komme med, tekniske ting som funker, positive overraskelser etc.....

Men om en skuffer eller overrasker STORT er det fullt mulig å få masse anuser / anuser trekt fra eller hoppe fra Meh- til Meh+ helt uten videre....

Kategoriene går gjerne fra:

Meh Gusta!! som er toppscore fra Onkel Creepy og går gjerne igjen på filmer man har sett umptheen ganger.

Meh+ ( en til ti anuser )

Meh ( en til ti anuser )

Meh- (en til ti anuser )

Meh!! som er lavest totalscore fra Onkel Creepy og som indikerer at ti ville hingster kunne ikke fått meg til å gi den et nytt forsøk igjen om det så sto om livet."

Jaha? Det hørtes forsåvidt greit ut, men den klartenkte leser vil kunne ane mangler ved denne skalaen.

Hva er for eksempel best av Meh - (**********[10 anuser]) eller Meh + (*[1 anus])?

Onkel Creepy svarer: "Meh+ og (*) en anus er hakket bedre."

Han utdyper: "Det er ikke så vrient: det er fem "terningkast" med graderinger (mest for min egen del) av de forskjellige karakterene fra "Meh Gusta!" til "Meh!!"....anusene er mest for å indikere hvor sterk karakteren er og hvor nært den er å gå opp eller ned en på skalaen."

Enklere kan det vel knapt sies?

(opprinnelig publisert i 2012, tekst: Onkel Creepy.)

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